You're a Canary, I'm a Coal Mine.

-John Watson

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the-goddamazon:

aruslym:

Friendly reminder that Dreamworks created a character who not only displayed everything that’s wrong with Nice Guy Syndrome, but also turned into a supervillian when he was friend zoned.

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Mega Mind was such an important movie filled with so many important messages.

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khaleesi:

cleolinda:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

his head disappears omg

bless this post

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necessary-sass:

dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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well one of us is going to have to change

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Guys

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I really think

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I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….image

Send this to all the straight boys

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gayerthantegan:

pumpkinpieinyoureyes:

jessiesula:

pizzaforpresident:

I’m so done with this planet

she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.

this is sexism, my friends.

This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit about was her nipple coming out while she was SAVING HER CHILD AND THEIR NANNY! 

The saddest part is that two people were drowning, one of them was a child, and these photographers thought it was more important to take pictures rather than help.

That sad

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