You're a Canary, I'm a Coal Mine.

-John Watson

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me:
my arm hurts
mom:
it's the computer
me:
my eyes hurt
mom:
it's the computer
me:
i have a nosebleed
mom:
it's the computer
me:
i have a fever
mom:
are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me:
im pregnant
mom:
it's the computer
me:
i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom:
the computer pushed you didnt it